Some of my favorites from Marchesa's Fall '10 collection:
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
All in the Details
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Friday, February 19, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
One More Thing
I feel like this post might push my J.Lo level over the edge on this paltry little blog, but I feel like lately she is messing with me. So, I've decided to steal a little idea from Gawker's Brian Moylan and give Jenny power rankings so she can see where she is going horribly wrong.
Jennifer Lopez:
J.Lo Bonus: You are Jennifer Lopez: + 50
The Fams : You are married: +2. To that guy: -1. You have twins: + 2! They don't look like divas: -1.
Projects: Released a new perfume in October: +2. Meh -1. New single about shoes in time for SITC2: +3. You ruined it by dressing like an awkward boxer and dancing in a giant shoe: -5. Executive Producer for new T.V. show based on Maid in Manhattan. Has Lifetime potential: +2. Three movies coming up: +0. They will keep Netflix busy: +3. Wait, I thought you were trying to be a singer again: -7. You just really like money: +5.
Power Plays: Hung out with Rihanna a few days ago: +2. You wore mom jeans: -3. Chosen to introduce to the world Green Day's new musical American Idiot: +2. When you got to the words " American Idiot" on the teleprompter you clearly scoffed like you've never heard of that album: -5. Oh, God. You haven't: -15. Have some guest spots coming up on crazy popular shows: + 3. J.Lo as a cafeteria lady? I'd rather see a diva diva like Babs or Bette: -2.
Fashion: New Years Eve jumpsuit -1. Grammy dress: - 3. You wore that fleshsuit again: -10! Really: -10.
Diva Points = 12.
Worse off than if you just sat on your couch this year.
What Lopez should have done was get herself a cirque du show and head over to Vegas like Celine. She is returning to Caesars for another three years and $100 million. Nice power play, Mrs. Angelil.
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Monday, February 8, 2010
Well, I Hope You're Happy.
Look what you did.
After seasons of playing around with 80s trends it finally came back. 90s fashion.
It started out with one or two things, but it was already out of hand.
First I hear about editors at Marie Clare fighting over Doc Martin print boots, then Gap threw chanting, dancing flannel people in our faces. Then it was everywhere. Magazines, my Anthropologie catalog, Topshop ( where I pulled most of these images, btw) . . . haphazard layers, muted colors ( hello return of nude pink!), florals, pleated pants, chunky heels & light denim :
Don't you people remember the crochet at all? The belly shirts? The velvet?
Sure, it may seem like good times at first but let me remind you how easily sipping coffee and dancing in fountains with your friends can turn to THIS :
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Monday, February 1, 2010
No.
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